Monday, April 12, 2010

caption contest!

Stephen, purveyor of all things weird, random, and hysterical on the internets, linked me to this goody this morning.



Yeah.

I wasn't sure what to do with it at first, but I knew it must be shared. So I decided to use it for... wait for it...

my first blog contest (insert fanfare, drumrolls, canon fire, fireworks, etc.)!!!

Leave a comment with a caption that best suits this picture. After a few days I will read them to Joe and have him pick the funniest/most appropriate one (without knowing who said what... see how legit this is?) and the author of said witty and hilarious comment will be THE WINNER! The GRAND POO-BAH of ALL BLOGGERDOM.

I don't know what you will win, but it will be something AWESOME. And CHEAP. And probably from TARGET.

Now get to commenting, my witty friends! Can't wait to read what you come up with!

17 comments:

Whirl said...

Its like free Willy, but for old people

Whirl said...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

Candi (and Emma, too) said...

Guys: "Oh, SHOOT! There goes supper!"

Turtle: "I'm SO out of here, you geezers!"

ebruli said...

Turtles CAN fly!

P.S. there is a movie named "Turtles can fly"..

:)

-fatma

Jeremy and Ashley Wood said...

BELLLLLLLLY FLOP!!!!!

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

In Barbados, cruise ships have recently implemented a game similar to curling, but using live sea turtles in lieu of 40 pound stones.

Red said...

The rabbit won't beat me this time, suckers!

~Urn Red

Red said...

You told me this was the disney cruise!!
~urn red

Red said...

Slow and steady, my ass!


~urn red
(last one, i swear)

Stacy said...

That turtle is probably saying, "Marine Biology is for suckas!"

But I vote for "Release the Kraken!!!!" :D

Ben Dawkins said...

"You got serious thrill issues, old dudes...I'm outta here!"

Avia said...

Not realizing the turtle ate the remaining rubies from the famous shipwreck, Bob thought it best to free him from captivity because he'd rather have a dog.

Greg said...
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Greg said...

Go! Go! Find him! Find Nee-mooooooo!

lpjennings said...

"Look at that turtle go, bro."

--from Red Hot Chile Peppers "Yertle the Turtle" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMszK6IYymo

Bonnie said...

Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird...

"Honey, I think it's time to tell our baby he's adopted."

Pamela said...

"I'm telling ya that's my wife."

(The entries were so sad I had to enter, even tho I'm late!)